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copper-fish:

I’m sorry about the audio. Try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s Actually, I’m just sorry in general.

Don’t feel too special, Dante. He does this with every fan.

I would have done this sooner but I was too busy imagining Jasmine’s voice coming out of Zuko and I laughed myself into last week and didn’t get back until tomorrow.

Hillarous…

pfahaha i can’t

> Blinded by your computer screen?

holagordita:

rapcat:

blackenedbutterfly:

Turning the brightness down doesn’t alleviate that, does it?

Recently, researchers have found evidence that suggests the colour temperature of one’s monitor can effect on your circadian rhythms, headaches, etc.

Obviously, it’s not a cureall, but it goes a long way to help. I’ve been using it for years, and it helps avoid headaches and other annoyances.

Here’s what f.lux has to say:

Ever notice how people texting at night have that eerie blue glow?

Or wake up ready to write down the Next Great Idea, and get blinded by your computer screen?

During the day, computer screens look good—they’re designed to look like the sun. But, at 9PM, 10PM, or 3AM, you probably shouldn’t be looking at the sun.

F.lux fixes this: it makes the color of your computer’s display adapt to the time of day, warm at night and like sunlight during the day.

It’s even possible that you’re staying up too late because of your computer. You could use f.lux because it makes you sleep better, or you could just use it just because it makes your computer look better.

It’s available for Windows, Mac, Linux, and iPhone/iPad.

HOLY FUCK

THIS HAS MY ENDORSEMENT 110%

i’ve installed this twice and it uninstalled itself both times. mysteriously. fuck f.lux

f.lux is certainly some nice software when it works, but I’ve had some trouble getting it to work myself… it installs okay on my Ubuntu, but seems to forget what time it is frequently, and not adjust accordingly. >_> needs moar troubleshot all around, it seems.

Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious application of personal safety strategies. A woman should be able to walk down the street at 4 in the morning in nothing but her socks, blind drunk, without being assaulted, and I, for one, am not going to do anything to imply that she is in any way responsible for her own assault if she fails to Adequately Protect Herself. Men aren’t helpless dick-driven maniacs who can’t help raping a vulnerable woman. It disrespects EVERYONE.

Emily Nagoski. (via rapeisnotajoke)

#Oh my God #THIS #FUCKING THIS #I would like to print this out #and staple it to the forehead of every guy who’s tried to tell me that women ‘just need to be careful about where they go/how they dress/how they act/who they flirt with’ #because no #the only deciding factor on whether or not someone gets raped #is the presence of a rapist #and guess what #they are EVERYWHERE #including but not limited the local bar #your high school #your college dorm building #your workplace #your group of friend #your family #and if you’re telling me that laughing at a guy’s jokes is the equivalent of telling him I’ve given up my right to say no #then you are the problem #not me #YOU

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imgoingtobeacook:

Mix up cookie dough and freeze the dough in an ice cube tray. When frozen, pop them out and put them in a freezer bag and place the bag back in the freezer. When you want fresh baked cookies, you can bake as many or as few as you want.

A brilliant (or deadly) idea.

ohmanohmanohmanohmanohman

coelasquid:

Hello amazing animation reference library.

oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man

uinyan:

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i don’t know if they do anything

i don’t know what they’re for

but

Thor: Retrieve Mjolnir.

umbritis:

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millymeter:

atlasalpha:

peacockdawson:

nicolexcage:

veri-pageofknowledge:

infinityshen:

MOTHERFUCKING TAKE THIS BITCH B)

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//tears stream down face

it’s beautiful

pokestuck

yes good

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 1st of April, 1997, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was ten years ago he was given life, it is only today he will become a Pokemon Trainer!

What will the name of this young man be?

~~LAMER MCBUTTFACE~~

ASH KETCHUM

OHMYGOD

oh no oh no oh no ahahahaha